Beats Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “My father used to beat me with his belt...while it was still on him.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beats Belts Father Funny Humor Parenting Stills Used
When it came to spankings, my dad never used a belt. One time he grabbed a piece of my Hot Wheels race car track.… — Scott Wood Copy Share Image
My father used to take off his belt and give me a crack. And I'm all right. — Sean Hannity Copy Share Image
In my whole career, I've never fought for a belt, so that's something that I would like to do, or at least have the… — Cub Swanson Copy Share Image
I was raised in a time when parents brought out belts, and you got tough love. — Linda Perry Copy Share Image
You ever try to beat your dad up? It just don't happen. He's got that old man strength. — Donald Cerrone Copy Share Image
I had an older brother that would beat me in everything, and then he would rub my nose in it, and that made me… — Christian Laettner Copy Share Image
The first time I ever beat my brother was the end of my junior year. At the end of the match, he tried to… — Rulon Gardner Copy Share Image
Every single time I defended the belt, it was against the best guy in the world. — Chris Weidman Copy Share Image
My dad used to play every other weekend with me when I was young. I started getting better, but he could always beat me.… — Chris Bosh Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
So many things beat upon us in a lifetime that simply enduring may seem almost beyond us… But the test a loving God has set before us is not to see if we can endure difficulty. It is to see if we can endure it well. We pass the test by showing that we remembered Him and the commandments He… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share
The Beat Generation, that was a vision that we had, John Clellon Holmes and I, and Allen Ginsberg in an even wilder way, in… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Certainly these are not easy times. But history does not contain very many easy times. Years from now, we will look back at this… — Laura Ingraham Copy Share Image
I usually write from the rhythm section...If a drummer got a funky beat on some things - like a half-shuffle or a shuffle or… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Only two to three per cent of an audience is interested in words and pays attention to lyrics; most of the rest of it… — Al Stewart Copy Share Image
Joel Lane documents a life we don’t quite live, in a city we can’t quite find: half glimpsed and half imagined, we know it’s out there somewhere. Waiting, maybe. Mixing fear with desire, reputation with regret. Touching the blood-beat of our secret hunger with the rhythms of a music that never felt alien till now. Wasted lives, with never a… — Chaz Brenchley Copy Share
I don't know about the rest of the world, but I know in our region everyone is gunning to beat us. We have a… — Landon Donovan Copy Share Image
Grand business plans are all very well, but nothing beats dipping your toe in the water. — Baron Bilimoria Karan Bilimoria Copy Share Image
Let a man who has to make his fortune in life remember this maxim: Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world yields,… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
