Acne Quote by Zach Galifianakis

Being popular on fb is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital

— Melissa

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

— Anonymous

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought…

— Zach Galifianakis

No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're laughing so hard milk comes out of your nose, the guy…

— George Lopez

“I wonder how much I can tell Rowan about this. I need another girl’s analysis. My phone pings, and it’s her. RF: Need to…

— Brigid Kemmerer

Ray Comfort's got a fabulous film. Oh boy, this is going to cause the halls of academia to have a few conversations around the…

— Janet Parshall

The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious…

— Edward Dahlberg

Normal people have an incredible lack of empathy. They have good emotional empathy, but they don't have much empathy for the autistic kid who…

— Temple Grandin

Bell Labs Cafeteria, New York, 1943: His high pitched voice already stood out above the general murmur of well-behaved junior executives grooming themselves for…

— Alan Turing

So we stand there, part of a crowd a thousand people strong, beaming up at the sky with wonder. I knew with a sudden…

— Wendy Mass

I daydream about a high school where everybody plays the harmonica: the students, the teachers, the principal, the janitor and the cook in the…

— Richard Brautigan

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I…

— Rachael Ray