Boss Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boss Dead dog Dog Funny House Men Pet Play Thinking
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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“If it has to be done, a man—a real man—shoots his own dog himself; he doesn’t hire a proxy who may bungle it.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
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The owner of a dog is he who has nothing of the dog at all in him. That's why he keeps a dog. He… — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
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It is reassuring for people to feel they have a boss, someone who knows the answers and has charted the course. — George Cukor Copy Share Image
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You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change your baby's… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Take lack of candor. ... I'm not talking about boldface lying, but a tendency to withhold information. That behavior is far more common, and… — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
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