Cold Quote by W. C. Fields

“Drowned in a vat of whiskey... Oh Death, where is thy sting?”

— W.C. Fields

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.

— W. C. Fields

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

— W. C. Fields

The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it…

— W. C. Fields

“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”

— W. C. Fields

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

— W. C. Fields

We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed…

— W. C. Fields

“Light brown hair—short on the sides, long and wavy on top—piercing blue eyes, high cheekbones, a wide, easy smile. Ugly wasn’t a word anyone…

— Layla Reyne

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

— James Stewart

I am ashamed. That's how it is with whiskey.

— Coyote Waits - Movie

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely…

— Kevin Hearne

“I couldn't take another thing. That if they wanted to die, couldn't they do it with someone else? These days, I was holding myself…

— Strong Hold Publishing