Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A little in one's own pocket is better than much in another man's purse. — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
In the pocket, you do have some protections, but you get out of the pocket, and defenders' eyes get big. Sometimes you learn that… — Alex Smith Copy Share Image
Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I know how important it is to have your quarterback standing upright. Matter of fact, I know how important it is not to allow… — Emmitt Smith Copy Share Image
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
It was so kind of you to mention that I don't wear stays. What's the point? If you squeeze it in at one point,… — Lillie Langtry Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
