Chickens Quote by Victor Borge

It's amazing how much actual chicken sounds lend themselves to stupidity.

— Alan Tudyk

“count your eggs while they’re still up inside the chicken’s ass,”

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“A chicken is the egg’s way of making more eggs.”

— Robert Anton Wilson

“Americans now eat more than one million chickens per hour.”

— Neal D. Barnard

Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.

— Christian McKay

“Man ordering at Butera’s deli/prepared-foods counter: “Hey, give me one of them chickens what spins around.”

— David Sedaris

Don't count your eggs until the chicken's laid them.

— Bobby Robson

Has the industry done to music what McDonald’s has done to eating?

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

— William Carlos Williams

I have four Rhode Island Red hens. I get two eggs from them a day. They're feathered dustbins that eat leftover food and weeds,…

— Deborah Moggach

“Don’t count your chickens before they turn into KFC”

— Yasmine Galenorn

Chicken exits are self-sabotage. They give you a false explanation for why you don't have something you want.

— Ali Vincent