Quote by Tucker Max Download Open image ““WAKE UP! WE'RE LATE FOR DRINKING!!”” — Tucker Max ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.” — Lucille Bluth Copy Share Image
“4:00 am—it’s not too early to drink wine, it’s too late. Too late by seven minutes. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to… — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.” — Margaretta Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
“Normally, I don't take to drinking so early in the morning, but I bend the rules when I get my ass kicked before sunrise."--Thomas… — C.J. Fella Copy Share Image
“Any respectable alcoholic, worth his salt, should wish to wake up dead.” — Robert Black Copy Share Image
“Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.” — Acts 2:15 Copy Share Image
“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.” — Vish Patil Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
