Quote by Tracy Morgan Download Open image “Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!” — Tracy Morgan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.” “No… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I know, people were like, "It's all right that she's gay, but she doesn't have to look so gay." Trust me - I'm never… — Rosie O'Donnell Copy Share Image
People are so offended by female body hair. SO offended! They actually say things like, 'Ugh, those hairs are so long.' But we have… — Stacey Solomon Copy Share Image
I look like what we have taught society a lesbian looks like. I just do. I have the short hair. I got the muscles. — Rain Dove Copy Share Image
“I can guarantee a haircut will never tell you anything about someone's gender, who they love, or how they fuck.” — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
“The first time she'd gotten a short haircut-- paid for with her own money, thank you very much-- her mother had demanded to know… — Celia Thomson Copy Share Image
I don't mind being called a hairy, humourless lesbian because that is what I aspire to be. — Bridget Christie Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
