Bras Quote by Tommy Cooper Download Open image “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” — Tommy Cooper ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bras Dyslexic Funny Humor Men Walks
“You men. The bra clasp defeats you every time." "I think a demonic engineer mus have designed these things. I may have to get… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
If you're dyslexic I think it's very important to know that you can do anything you want and it's not simply because you're dyslexic… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
The man who can articulate the movements of his inner life need no longer be a victim of himself, but is able slowly and… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
I had an issue with dyslexia before they understood what dyslexia was. One of my teachers, Mrs. Anderson, taught me to look at it… — John T. Chambers Copy Share Image
When I had dyslexia, they didn't diagnose it as that. It was frustrating and embarrassing. I could tell you a lot of horror stories… — Nolan Ryan Copy Share Image
“We went to my friend’s place to continue hanging out and I fell asleep on her couch. I was dreaming and I felt something… — Lunga Noélia Izata Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.” — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.' — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Some men can be very rude. On the other hand, some clients are absolute angels. One john always brought me a gift every time… — Annie Sprinkle Copy Share Image
Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are… — Dawn French Copy Share Image
Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression. — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
In 'Bras & Broomsticks,' Rachel Weinstein gets the shock of her life when she discovers that her mom and her younger sister, Miri, are… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I learned a lot about pain and suffering during 'Pan Am.' We had to wear very constricting period-correct girdles and bras. After that, I… — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
Covert Operations Report At approximately 0900 hours on Saturday, October 14, Operative Morgan was given a stern lecture by Agent Townsend, a tracking device… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire,… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
