Alcohol Quote by Tom Reynolds

“As you head into adulthood, June, you may occasionally encounter oversize exotic beverages of an alcoholic nature. I felt it was my duty to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

“Not an elegant wine or a mellow brandy but harsh spirits.”

— Robin Hobb

Bud Light....the perfect beer for marketers about to lose their job.

— Jeff Barrett

“Today, approximately 9 of 10 beers consumed around the globe are lagers.”

— Garrett Oliver

“It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.”

— Terry Pratchett

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

— Johnny Depp

Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.

— Nikhil Saluja

For watching sports, I tend to drink Guinness; early evenings always begin well with a Grey Goose and tonic with plenty of lime; and…

— Martin Bashir

For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado.

— Mason Cooley

Light Lunch? Whiskey and a Cigar

— Nikhil Saluja

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol…

— George Carlin