Holiday Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Holiday
A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good holiday is one that is spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours. — JB Priestleyâ ̈â ̈ Copy Share Image
For me, a holiday is doing something else apart from what I normally do. — Milind Soman Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful holiday, a wonderful New Year and it was very special. That's all you're getting out of me. — Katrina Kaif Copy Share Image
A holiday is an opportunity to journey within. It is also a chance to chill, to relax. It is when I switch on my… — Prabhas Copy Share Image
I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I go back… — Freema Agyeman Copy Share Image
My holidays are very important. Mind you, I take a very long one every year. — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Our concept of a family holiday was going to a guest house in the Lake district or Wales where walking was part of the… — Roger Bannister Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
I was invited to a halloween party until 12, but made a good choice of studying instead :) — Mariana Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“They [in the northern country] had, as well, invented a holiday called Thanksgiving, which Ruby had only recently got news of, but from what… — Charles Frazier Copy Share Image
The best holiday I went on as a kid was to Disney World. I wore the same Minnie Mouse dress for 5 days straight… — Poppy Delevingne Copy Share Image
“Our memories are filled with the hundreds of people who have walked through our lives, touched us in some way, and then seemingly disappeared… — G.M. Ford Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For years, I had a top secret clearance and never left Russia. Just once did I go to Bulgaria with my wife for a… — Mikhail Kalashnikov Copy Share Image
“Time takes no holiday. It does not roll idly by, but through our senses works its own wonders in the mind. Time came and… — Augustine of Hippo Copy Share Image