Heaven Quote by Tim Dorsey

“Some people know they are going to heaven and those they do not like are going to hell. I am going where the Boss…

— S.P. Dinsmoor

“Oh, there spoke the human! He is always pretending that the eternal bliss of heaven is such a priceless boon! Yes, and always keeping…

— Mark Twain

“. . . it's better to go into heaven limping than not at all.”

— Robert Whitlow

“You," he says, with a dirty look, “don’t deserve salvation.” "As if you could give it to me,” I croak. “Why would I want…

— Susan Ee

“I heard someone say once that many of us only seem able to find heaven by backing away from hell.”

— Carrie Fisher

“They say theres a Heaven...but all I've ever been through is Hell.”

— Josh Salvador

“If this is what heaven feels like, then I've been damned to hell.”

— Tiffany Aleman

“They claim how you've never been to heaven, but you tell them how every now and then you miss it.”

— Altruistic

“Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.”

— Richard Kadrey

“How you expect the heaven, when you make someone else’s life hell.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“We do not get to Heaven alone.”

— Donna Goddard

“Can We Be Sure We Will Go to Heaven?”

— Billy Graham