Banned Quote by Thom Yorke

I know I'm the shit, my janitor be getting money.

— P Diddy

I was a janitor when I was 16, cleaning out garbage rooms in Washington, D.C., and they were foul. It gets really hot in…

— Jonathan Banks

I had some jokes that were dirty. And some of it is when I started making appearances on Conan and Letterman back in the…

— Jim Gaffigan

“What were you thinking,sending that rabid monkey child to my school ?" I shouted into my communicator. "Beg pardon?" Raquel asked. "Jack.My school.The girls'…

— Kiersten White

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: 'Son, you're not going to have filthy…

— Bruce Forsyth

I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting…

— John Lennon

There are the class clowns that are disruptive and the kids laugh and you earn the teacher's disdain, I was the kind of class…

— Jason Mantzoukas

All I ever wanted to do was tell jokes for a living.

— Ali Wong

A legal broom's a moral chimney-sweeper, And that's the reason he himself's so dirty

— Lord Byron

In middle school, I had this one teacher who would kick me out all the time. He just didn't like me. I could ask…

— Arnaz Battle

Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window Teacher : who just threw that?!…

— Anonymous

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

— Cecily Strong