If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke's solo output, however, is brilliant. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The only thing more difficult than being a God is being Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke has all these responsibilities, to save the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I don't think I have a superiority complex. I have a "you're not Thom Yorke" complex. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
