I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When you're a parent, then you still have to commit to this concept of, "Okay, I'm basically out of action now for… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My parents mistook me for a sack of potatoes so I sat in the corner of the kitchen for the first 13… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People are born with certain faces, like my father was born with a face that people want to hit. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My mother tried to abort me herself with a coathanger, hence my wobbly eye. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
