Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I know I'm 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things I cannot do, such as eat books and read chicken. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Isn't it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The hardest part about being in Radiohead is listening to my own music. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
