Normal Friend Quote by The Harvard Lampoon

“For me, he can walk on water, dance in the clouds. I know he can’t, really, but what he can and can’t do pales…

— Aleksandr Voinov

“You must walk on water, especially if you don’t know how to swim.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“If you're stuck in a puddle, it means there's higher ground all around you, you just have to step onto it.”

— Emilyann Girdner

“Being soaked alone is cold. Being soaked with your best friend is an adventure.”

— Emily Wing Smith

“My secret friend, Oh, take me to the river. My secret friend, So we can swim forever.”

— İamx

“I don't walk on water unless its frozen.”

— Frank Davis

“Walking on water is easy if you know where to step.”

— Peter Tieryas

“You always return to the water...”

— Jacques Derrida

“You can't walk on water holding all that weight, it just makes you sink right down. Let it go.”

— Jenny B. Jones

“Sometimes, Nathaniel, friends can be like nice boots on a drowning man.”

— Gori Suture

“You don't have to walk on water, it's how you walk on land.”

— Jason Crabb

“When really, he thinks, it’s a glowing puddle you carry in your hands; you should spend all your energy protecting it. Fighting for it.…

— Anthony Doerr