Quote by The Descendants Download Open image “How often do adults just haul off and cold cock you like that? -Sid” — The Descendants ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My cock got caught in my zipper today…at least that's what I'm telling my wife when she sees the teeth marks on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I held out my hot dog, which had grown cold. “Do you want this?” “No way. You’re going to need it. If anything bad… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold. — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
I'm best when I'm feral, when I don't wash or shave or change my trousers for a couple of weeks. — Greg Wise Copy Share Image
A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never try to get ahead of myself because there's nothing that bothers me more than cockiness. I don't think that's necessary at all. — Frances Tiafoe Copy Share Image
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
Some photographer lady took pictures of her mom in the hospital while she was dying and they are considered art. -Scottie King — The Descendants Copy Share
Hey I've got a brother who's retarded! You don't have to get all derogatory. -Sid — The Descendants Copy Share Image
A family seems exactly like an archipelago. All part of the same whole, but still seperate and alone and always drifting slowly apart. -Matt King — The Descendants Copy Share
I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing. -Matt King — The Descendants Copy Share
Goodbye, Elizabeth. Goodbye, my love, my friend, my pain, my joy. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. -Matt King — The Descendants Copy Share
My friends on the mainland think just because I leave in Hawaii, I live in paradise, like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here, sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, catching waves. Are they insane? Do they think we are immune to life? How can they possibly think our famalies are less screwed up, our cancers less fatal, our… — The Descendants Copy Share
You give your children enough money to do something, but not enough to do nothing. -Matt King — The Descendants Copy Share Image
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen. --Matt King — The Descendants Copy Share Image
