Crime Quote by Terry Pratchett

“It’s strictly constables, sergeants, and lunatics. We’ll keep the kettle on for you.”

— Ben Aaronovitch

“I have rather an unwholesome weakness for policemen.”

— Dorothy L. Sayers

“There are places where cops are not hated, Captain. But in those places you wouldn't be a cop.”

— Raymond Chandler

“There were times when the world did not need policemen, because what it really did need was for somebody who knew what they were…

— Terry Pratchett

“It's All Officers, sir." They broke into a run. You always did for an All Officers. The people in trouble might well be you.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The presence of the policeman around the corner is the only thing that keeps us civilised.”

— Paul Russell

“It is a good idea to keep the police out of your life.”

— Steven Magee

“I decided to become a policeman to speak for the dead. They have no one else, you see. Somewhere there’s always proof of what…

— Charles Todd

“Police officers are known to kidnap people.”

— Steven Magee

“Police always observe that criminals prosper. It takes a pretty dull policeman to miss the fact that the position of authority is the most…

— Frank Herbert

“Cops aren’t heroes, Peabody. We just do the job.”

— J.D. Robb

“Policemen and criminals were not so very much different.  So said Grand-père Filepe.  Certainly, they tended to know the same people, to drink in…

— Sharon Lee