Science Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.” quote by Terry Pratchett — Download Open image

““Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.””

Terry Pratchett

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (7 ratings)

Science

More by Terry Pratchett

“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.”

Terry Pratchett

Image

“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context,…

Terry Pratchett

“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch,…

Terry Pratchett

“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

Terry Pratchett

Image

It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family…

Terry Pratchett

Image

You can't trust folk songs. They always sneak up on you.

Terry Pratchett

Image

Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

Terry Pratchett

Image

“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,…

Terry Pratchett

Image

A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time.

Terry Pratchett

Image

“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.…

Terry Pratchett

Image

“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.”

Terry Pratchett

Image

“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving…

Terry Pratchett

Image

Explore all 3,330 Terry Pratchett quotes

More Science quotes

“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.”

Deanna L. Lawlis

Image

“Galton’s gospel of eugenics found fertile soil in Britain, in the intellectual salons of Europe, and in the United States. Beginning in the early years of the twentieth century, eugenics scientists called for programs to manipulate human reproduction. They advocated for laws to segregate the so-called feebleminded into state colonies, to live out their lives in celibacy. They led the…

Joseph Loconte

The capacity to be puzzled is the premise of all creation, be it in art or in science.

Erich Fromm

Image

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…

Jay Leno

Image

Humans are, as Sartre put it, 'condemned to be free'. To insist that science, or God, objectively defines moral values is to abandon our…

Kenan Malik

Image

“Love. Such a sweet, simple word. A word I've been searching for my entire life - but especially since I met Eio - and I never knew it. Until ow. When I hear it on his lips, I know as I can never know anything else - no numbers, no formulas, no scientific names - I know it's true. A…

Jessica Khoury

The thing about science fiction is that it's totally wide open. But it's wide open in a conditional way.

Octavia Butler

Image

Advances in technology will continue to reach far into every sector of our economy. Future job and economic growth in industry, defense, transportation, agriculture,…

Christopher Bond

Image

During human progress, every science is evolved out of its corresponding art.

Herbert Spencer

Image

Why are things as they are and not otherwise?

Johannes Kepler

Image

A Light exists in Spring Not present on the Year At any other period - When March is scarcely here A Color stands abroad On Solitary Fields That Science cannot overtake But Human Nature feels. It waits upon the Lawn, It shows the furthest Tree Upon the furthest Slope you know It almost speaks to you. Then as Horizons step…

Emily Dickinson