Amusing Quote by Terry Pratchett

I don't have to commit crimes, I don't have to do anything like that to try and make money.

— Bugzy Malone

Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

— Mark Twain

Crime is stupid, lazy and weak. You can only exploit it and make money out of it.

— Gregory David Roberts

I wanted to show that crime doesn't pay. If you are saved and accept the Lord, you cannot use that as an excuse to…

— Robert Duvall

Money, is a crime.

— Pink Floyd

Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not…

— Orson Welles

“In the Orwellian dystopia the original sin was thoughtcrime, but in our new corporate dystopia the secret inner crime is need, particularly financial need.…

— Matt Taibbi

All the time I was growing up, I was taught crime doesn't pay.

— Mike Connors

Any time you have poverty, joblessness, sub-par public schools, and a lack of opportunity, you're going to have a high rate of crime.

— George Pelecanos

Riches, perhaps, do not so often produce crimes as incite accusers.

— Samuel Johnson

Crimes were committed to punish crimes, and crimes were committed to prevent crimes. The world has been filled with prisons and dungeons, with chains…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

Crimes sometimes shock us too much; vices almost always too little.

— Augustus Hare