Poop Quote by Terd Download Open image “I love poopy terds” — Terd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Poop
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
Dear gourmands! my bowels yearn towards them as a father's toward his children. They are so good natured! They have such sparkling eyes! — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers, you're not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
If some people think, "Why am I eating a dead bird soaked in poop?" I think if some people get disgusted by that, it's… — Neal Barnard Copy Share Image
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
On one level, I am a total softie, sort of depressed and afraid of losing the people I love or failing them. To disguise… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I'm very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all. — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Sometimes on the journey, you step in dog poop. But you don't let the whole journey be about the fact that your shoe got… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
