Dog Quote by T.J. Klune

“I pulled the fork out of the dog and lifted him into my arms and hugged him. He was leaking blood from the fork-holes.…

— Mark Haddon (Author

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle of a trail. He looks…

— Patrick Ness

“The only reason you brought me here tonight was because you thought it would appease me. Throw the vicious dog a bone and it’ll…

— Natasha Anders

“Getting a Dog: She won this one easily, as I've already mentioned; I thought my graceful surrender would win me a concession or two…

— Rob Sheffield

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting…

— Jeannette Walls

“As we left, the man at the desk told us to take our dog with us, and to our amazement showed us a puppy…

— Ernesto Che Guevara

“Sullivan, just pick it up.” He glanced at me, spearing a chunk of hot dog with his fork. “My way is more genteel.” I…

— Chloe Neill

“Mommy, he told me he’s going to take me away for some candy and I can pet his fat dog.”

— Karina Halle

“What else? Flea collar?” “You already did a dog joke. With ‘kennel.’ ” “So I did, Parrish.” He continued down the aisle, shoulders square,…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.”

— Steven Wright