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Agency Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't rightly see how somebody who claims to have had -What'd you say? One partner?-can be welled trained." He had a point. Her brain clicked away. "I was referring to the instructional videotapes my agency has all its new employees watch." "They train you by…” quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
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“Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't rightly see how somebody who claims to have had -What'd you say? One partner?-can be welled trained." He had a point. Her brain clicked away. "I was referring to the instructional videotapes my agency has all its new employees watch." "They train you by watching videos?" His eyes narrowed reminding her of a hunter looking down a gun sight,"Now, ain't that interesting." She felt a little surge of pleasure as her child lost another few points on the Iowa Test of Basic Skills. Even a computer couldn't have picked a more perfect match.”

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Perfect Match, 2005

The passage satirizes corporate training and the absurdity of reducing human development to video instruction, highlighting the gap between superficial learning and true understanding.

In simple terms: Corporate training can be shallow and absurd.

Key Takeaway

Question the depth of video‑based training.

Themes

satire corporate culture education

Mood

cynical witty

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • workplace onboarding
  • education reform
  • technology adoption
  • skill development

Key Concepts

media influence learning efficacy automation

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you trust video tutorials for complex tasks?
  • How does humor reveal workplace absurdities?
A Different Perspective

Video training may miss nuanced, experiential learning.

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