Animal Quote by Steve Bluestone

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn…

— Jack Handey

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark…

— Dave Barry

Most dogs, when you hold a leash up, go nuts and run to the door. Crash, on the other hand barely looks up from…

— David Rosenfelt

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

— Todd Rundgren

Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like,…

— Laurie Anderson

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

— P. G. Wodehouse

Thats the trouble with that fool dog, always shootin his mouth off.

— Foghorn Leghorn

That awkward moment when you find out that your dog is smarter than you

— Anonymous

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it's like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

— Bill Kaulitz

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

— Tom Waits

If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn’t you help him?

— Oskar Schindler