Golf Quote by Stephen King

“If he truly wanted me to let everything go, I’d flip over and ride him right there on the range. Screw golf, I’d screw…

— Karina Halle

“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles they call…

— Jarod Kintz

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”

— Gardner Dickinson

“Golf shows your character.”

— Victoria Brown

“I hate golf. It's the genteel version of seal-clubbing, only not as much fun.”

— Lauren Beukes

“My heart ached for the snow.”

— Rick Yancey

“When I golf, I use just enough strokes to create a masterpiece, like I'm a painter. The score I post up would look great…

— Jarod Kintz

“Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is truly a golfer’s dream.”

— Lorii Myers

“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and…

— Maggie Thrash

“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.”

— J.R. Rim

“If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”

— Buffy Andrews

“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And have to…

— Owl City