Quote by Lauren Beukes Download Open image ““I hate golf. It's the genteel version of seal-clubbing, only not as much fun.”” — Lauren Beukes ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.” — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.” — T.C. Slonaker Copy Share Image
Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,… — Gary Player Copy Share Image
“I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And have to… — Owl City Copy Share Image
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.” — J.R. Rim Copy Share Image
“Consider the value of doing what you love and being paid for it! This is truly a golfer’s dream.” — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and… — Maggie Thrash Copy Share Image
“Being her friend was like going to a tropical island for a little fun in the sun, only to be kidnapped by terrorists.” — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“Fear festers in the imagination. It’s not fear’s fault. That’s just the way it’s made. Nightmares breed. Allies become enemies. Subversives are everywhere. Paranoia… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
There are patterns because we try to find them. A desperate attempt at order because we can't face the terror that it might all… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
Shakespeare would have it wrong these days. It's not the world that's the stage - it's social media, where you're trying to put on… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
So are you an inmate or a rubbernecker?" she asks. "Rubbernecker," I answer without hesitation. "You?" "I'm a screw. Or on staff, anyway. Used… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
Being a journalist, being exposed to the world, to social injustice, to intolerance, growing up here, under apartheid, benefitting from that, has all shaped… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
People don't want novelty - they want the reassurance of familiarity. No-one wants to be challenged, no-one wants to have their minds blown. There… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“You can bury your radical magazines and tear up your sexually perverse sketches and burn your sheets. But how do you erase who you… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“That's what I thought" he said. "It doesn't change anything, Zinzi". He moved to kiss me, but as I tilted my head up, he… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“You have to do the cutting yourself, to let out the pain inside. Getting someone else to slice you up is cheating.” — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
