Answers Quote by Sloane Crosley

“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow".…

— Sloane Crosley

“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner…

— Sloane Crosley

As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during…

— Sloane Crosley

“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again…

— Sloane Crosley

I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as…

— Sloane Crosley

It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.

— Sloane Crosley

Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.

— Sloane Crosley

I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.

— Sloane Crosley

The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,…

— Sloane Crosley

“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I…

— Sloane Crosley

When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you…

— Sloane Crosley

Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off…

— Sloane Crosley