Beavers Quote by Si Robertson

“A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.”

Si Robertson

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings)

Beavers Findings Hard Hunting Night Ninja Outdoorsman Sucker Work

More by Si Robertson

“Hey, if you want something done right, don't ask me.”

Si Robertson

Image

People say, "Look, your book [Tales and Wisdom from Duck Dynasty's Favorite Uncle] is about tall tales." And I said, "No, you don't understand, OK? The book is tall tales, OK, by me. But look, those tall tales are my life, OK? And look, I added some spices in there. That's the five percent. You know the one about the…

Si Robertson

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

Si Robertson

Image

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

Si Robertson

Image

One time, hey, in high school this girl told me, hey, its not you, its me.. Ofcourse its you, you dang HEFFER!

Si Robertson

Image

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!

Si Robertson

Image

“I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.”

Si Robertson

Image

I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea.

Si Robertson

Image

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!

Si Robertson

Image

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

Si Robertson

Image

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

Si Robertson

Image

Christianity is why the 'Duck Dynasty' family is still together.

Si Robertson

Image

Explore all 73 Si Robertson quotes

More Beavers quotes

I started inventing things, and then I couldn't stop, like beavers, which I know about. People think they cut down trees so they can build dams, but in reality it's because their teeth never stop growing, and if they didn't constantly file them down by cutting through all of those trees, their teeth would start to grow into their own…

Jonathan Safran Foer

I was born in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, in 1917, May the 28th. So you can figure that out; that's a long ways off. Oh,…

Papa John Creach

Image

Becoming yourself is really hard and confusing, and it's a process," she said in her speech. "I was completely the eager beaver in school, I was the girl in the front of the class who was the first person to put her hand up, and it's often not cool to be the person that puts themself out there, and I've…

Emma Watson

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

Scott Adams

Image

Save a tree, eat a beaver¦

Zac Hanson

Image

The desert seems to be a brown wasteland of dry, prickly scrub whose only purpose is to serve as a setting for the majestic…

Jerry Spinelli

Image

The folks who want to be left alone are the ones who actually get most of the work done, but they’re still mocked as…

Kevin Drum

Image

But as for Aslan himself, the Beavers and the children didn't know what to do or say when they saw him. People who have not been in Narnia sometimes think that a thing cannot be good and terrible at the same time. If the children had ever thought so, they were cured of it now. For when they tried to…

C. S. Lewis