Asshole Quote by Seth Rogen

It always saddens me when someone says I'm not funny, then my wife tickles my asshole and I feel better again.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you're a funny person,Most people don't know how to take you seriously.

— Abhishek Tiwari

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

— Tracy Morgan

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's…

— Denis Norden

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend,…

— Joe Rogan

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think…

— Christopher Walken

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound…

— Rob Huebel

If you're driving your car and someone winds the window down and gives you the finger and calls you an asshole, instead of giving…

— Steve Coogan

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect…

— Fanny Brice

You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.

— Frederick Lenz

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of…

— Carole Lombard

I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot.

— Tyler The Creator