Brilliant-women Quote by Sei Shōnagon

“Why did someone always have to be an ass? Of course she knew the answer to that, because that someone was unhappy. Once”

— Lisa Ladew

“Children are assholes and they ruin everything.”

— Gabourey Sidibe

“Everyone is a Butthole.”

— Ted Aramac

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex

“In the end, those who demean others only disrespect themselves.”

— D.B. Harrop

“You can't get mad at a real ending. Some of them are ugly. It's the fake happily ever afters that should piss you off.”

— Colleen Hoover

“Nobody is so miserable as he who longs to be somebody and something other than the person he is in body and mind.”

— Dale Carnegie

“Who do you know who's lost a buttock?”

— J K Rowling

“The happy endings in books don´t exist in real life, in real life there area always the losers.”

— Sampo Miettinen

“In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition.”

— Yvonne Prinz

“Not to derail the conversation from butts, which we all agree is incredibly important”

— Veronica Roth

“It’s hard to stay upset over someone else’s happy ending.”

— Thomm Quackenbush