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• I have my whole life organized on an 11x17-inch tear-away weekly calendar. — Brooke Burke
• Father Time is not always a hard parent and though he tarries for none of his children, often lays his… — Charles Dickens
• There are only two days on my calendar... today and the day of judgment — Martin Luther
• It's been just a year since the RNC committed to revamp the way they help our candidates with its 'Growth… — Karl Rove
• These are islands in time - with nothing to date them on the calendar of mankind. In these areas it… — Harvey Broome
• Eternity is not an unending succession of days in the calendar, but something more like the supreme moment of satisfaction,… — Pope Benedict XVI
• To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The… — Clifton Fadiman
• God has a thousand-year calendar with only one day marked on it. It is marked “TODAY”. — Reinhard Bonnke
• When you're depressed, there's no calendar. There are no dates, there's no day, there's no night, there's no seconds, there's… — Rod Steiger
• I'm an atheist. But I absolutely love religions and the rituals. Even though I don't believe in God. We celebrate… — Jodie Foster
• You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows… — Homer
• For many of us, sadly, the spirit of Christmas is "hurry". And yet, eventually, the hour comes when the rushing… — Burton Hill

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