Humor Quote by Robert Priest Download Open image ““A fool will always find banana skins”” — Robert Priest ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Poetry
“The banana skins of life are ready and waiting for the over confident, the elderly and the drunk.” — John Napier Copy Share Image
“One time I went to the store to find some bananas, and then they were out of bananas!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“you can’t judge a banana by the outside. The outside of the banana might be all bruised and discolored and look really nasty, but… — Brad Cohen Copy Share Image
“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Get rid of the idea that everyone has to like you! Even if you were the most delicious apple on earth, get real, some… — Richard Spinos Copy Share Image
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana -ing.” — Kate Ellison Copy Share Image
“The common approach is, metaphorically speaking, to go out onto the sidewalk and to pick up all the banana skins, so that no one… — Johann Christoph Arnold Copy Share Image
When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also. It is… — Shigeo Shingo Copy Share Image
“Everything before the written word was pre-text. From my book previously feared darkness” — Robert Priest Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
