Quote by Robert Farrar Capon

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sandwiches come in shrink-wrap—therefore, I must masturbate with gloves on. Lunchtime! The coffee’s stale but the cream will be fresh.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He was waiting at the counter with a pile of junk food, which was the best the shop could offer: a plastic-wrapped pasty”

— Jay Northcote

I used to get these as a kid all the time - Doritos, Cheetos, Funions... and Andy Capp's Hot Fries. I have a crunch…

— Adrienne C. Moore

“famous Swiss manufacturer of flavors and fragrances, Givaudan,”

— Michael Moss

We've been putting Pastry into our own hands. It is very hard being a young entrepreneur, when people are constantly telling you what to…

— Vanessa Simmons

“I can tell it's one of those places where they serve "precious" food—appetizers the size of a mushroom cap, unpronounceable ingredients listed for each…

— Jodi Picoult

“I've bought these peanuts before. They're round, cubical, pock-marked, seamed. Broken peanuts. A lot of dust at the bottom of the jar. But they…

— Don DeLillo

“Burgers. But not just any burger. Here, try this.” I’m expecting tin foil wrapped mounds to come out of the fancy bag, but instead…

— Alyson Santos

“An entire aisle of cereal...hundreds of choices…Of course I had eaten cereal before. I'm not a savage…Cereal was a small, affordable luxury. An effort.…

— J.C. Carleson

“The sensor did not seem to be restricted to my mother's food, and there was so much to sort through, a torrent of information,…

— Aimee Bender

“The pastry kitchen is colder than I had imagined but smells delicious, as sweet and crisp as the bite of an apple. The walls…

— Hannah Tunnicliffe