Cures Quote by Robert Benchley

The only cure for a real hangover is death.

— Robert Benchley

The only true hangover remedy is to never stop being drunk.

— Anonymous

What in the world is a hangover cure?

— Brian Wilson

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save…

— John Green

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.

— Dorothy Parker

Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover…

— Kingsley Amis

There's one surefire hangover cure, and that's time.

— Mikhail Varshavski

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

— John Fowles

They say in order to get rid of a hangover you must drink, just like in order to get rid of a broken heart…

— Anonymous

The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.

— Ben Affleck

I'm not really good with hangovers.

— Shaun Ryder

Wake Up! There's more to life than a good night and a hangover.

— JDWhyNot