Quote by Rob Ford Download Open image “Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...” — Rob Ford ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
It's amateur night for drinkers so I'm going home to quietly intoxicate myself into a decrepit stupor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The only time I tried alcohol my hangover lasted for days, and I decided never again. — Jim Kerr Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it off. I… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the… — Jimmy Pardo Copy Share Image
Probably, if I'm drinking a cocktail, it's something like a margarita - not frozen, on the rocks. — Angus Cloud Copy Share Image
What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten... Roads are built for buses,… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
I hate those damn streetcars - they are just a pain in the rear-end. You get behind them and you can't get around them… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
Yes I have smoked crack cocaine. But no - do I? am I an addict? - No. Yes, I've made mistakes. All I can… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
There's more poor people in this country than there are rich, and I stick up for the poor people. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
I'm straightforward with my kids, I take my kids out and I bring my daughter to dance lessons. I'm teaching my son how to… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
There are many different types of bullying, being called fat and all that stuff, it bothers you. You have to deal with it. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
My heart bleeds for them when someone gets killed. But it’s their own fault at the end of the day. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
A million people a day go to work in this city and they drive themselves. I don't see why I'm any different. — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
