Anchovies Quote by Riley Shane

“We vampires are just so sick of misinformation. We’re not undead. We don’t have a problem with sunlight. Or garlic. Or silver and crosses…

— Chessela Helm

“If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Perhaps some ghoulish maid service swept through the hotel every hour to pick up the remains of the undead ?”

— Drew Magary

“Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting…

— Gena Showalter

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”

— Tasha Turner

“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.”

— Mark Alders

Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type…

— Gena Showalter

“Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!”

— Neil Leckman

“Do your zombies eat brains? Are they horrible and scary? They're only sad.”

— Nancy Farmer

“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

“If I were a zombie I'd never eat your brain I'd just want your heart”

— Stephanie Mabey

“The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the…

— David Wong