Cannibals Quote by Rick Riordan

“I am my own cannibal.”

— Britt Greifeld

“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”

— Doris Lessing

“First you eats you food, then you plays with you ball and you friends.”

— Atticus Lish

“If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.”

— Chelsea Handler

“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”

— John Lutz

“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”

— Emory R. Frie

“Cannibals need love too.”

— Kresley Cole

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

— Jarod Kintz

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all my relatives, I’m the only cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You shouldn't play with your food. It's rude, barbaric, and there is nothing to be had but carnal gratification for the feral.”

— Penelope Fletcher

“Victory will be ours!roared Joe Bob the Cannibal. "We will feast on your bones!" I wanted to tell him he was taking the dodgeball…

— Rick Riordan