Laughter Quote by Red Skelton Download Open image “I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.” — Red Skelton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Laughter Long Nuts
When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Some of my friends said, 'You are nuts.' But I think I am right. — George Nethercutt Copy Share Image
People have their guard down when they're laughing, so they're open to tougher conversations they wouldn't necessarily have. If somebody is guarded while laughing,… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
At some point, you realize that people might be laughing at your jokes because they're afraid not to laugh. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's never wise to laugh at things you don't understand...If you're not careful, they might start laughing back at you. — Sally Nicholls Copy Share Image
They think I'm being serious when actually I'm a very big clown. But you have to know me to see that. I'm constantly cracking… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
I'm used to people thinking I'm nuts. And you know what? I kind of love it. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too, because come… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the garden - for sky, wind, fire, water, and earth. We sit and think of five of the nicest things we can about the person who hurt us. If he hurts us a second time, we do… — Red Skelton Copy Share
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Today's comics use four-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. They're shooting for that big laugh and it becomes a panic thing, using four-letter… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
I consider the television set as the American fireplace, around which the whole family will gather. — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother.… — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
The size of a man's understanding might always be justly measured by his mirth. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Laughter sometimes hurts us, and sometimes it makes us feel better. No matter how down you feel... laughter brings a new ray of hope.… — Keiko Tobe Copy Share Image
Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
There isn't a sound better than your own child's laugh...There isn't a sight better than your own child's smile...and Nothing is better than being… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image