Best Quote by Ray Romano

I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy, add as…

— Michael Pena

Women don't poop, they hold it in and it comes out as drama.

— Anonymous

I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama.

— John Vercetti

When I watch a romantic comedy, I feel like they're selling something that doesn't exist. Two beautiful, but extremely unpleasant, people are terrible to…

— Rainbow Rowell

Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would feel like…

— Nigel Ng

My comedy is about nothing. I do it because I feel less inadequate on stage moving about than I do off stage standing still.

— Lee Evans

I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap.

— Kathleen Hanna

Nobody gets into comedy because they feel like they're cool and funny. If they do, they're megalomaniacs.

— Noel Wells

I've talked to a lot of other women in the field of comedy and none of us feel like being a woman has been…

— Samantha Bee

Doing political comedy you do feel guilty that you aren't trying to change problems, you are merely exploiting them for your own financial gain.

— Nish Kumar

I never was shy, but as far as telling jokes, I'm the worst. I like physical comedy; it's where I feel comfortable.

— Malin Akerman

Although I love this kind of comedy, sometimes I feel trapped by always having to be the most outrageous guy in the room. In…

— Chris Farley