Cybersecurity Quote by R.K. Lilley

“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.”

— Stuart Gibbs

“Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.”

— Dave Barry Alan Zweibel

“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”

— Tina Fey

“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.”

— Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“At a public urinal the presence of a neighbor delays my micturition.”

— Édouard Levé

“You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“We have gone from holding the door out of courtesy to standing before it out of obliviousness.”

— John Dickerson

“The chili I ate for lunch resulted in an explosive bathroom experience. Umm...I don't know how to put this delicately, but...I missed the toilet…

— Seth Green

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I…

— Sally J. Pla

“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.”

— Katja Millay