Quote by Seth Green

“To my surprise, the toilet began to play music. It was probably supposed to be comforting, some sort of melody to soothe you while…

— Stuart Gibbs

“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling from the…

— Kelby Losack

“It had this amazing spicy, pee-y smell.”

— Melvin Burgess

“Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food.”

— Hillary Frank

“Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn’t been cleaned…

— Geraldine Brooks

“You’re like a bowl of Courtnee’s chili,” he whispered. “Making trouble at both ends.”

— Hugh Howey

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”

— R.K. Lilley

“He ran for his toilet to throw up, but he didn’t make it that far.”

— J.R. Ward

“Don’t do that? This is your sage advice?” “Yeah.” He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. “Sorry, the burritos we…

— Mary Calmes

“Go take out the trash, Potty Mouth.' She laughed and headed into the kitchen. 'Pissed!' she shouted as she walked through the dining room.…

— Kody Keplinger