Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image “Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son…wants…to plow you.” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, then do you know what that makes you? A pedophile.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I’ve always admired parents who discipline their children in hushed whispers: “Arthur, you are a naughty boy for turning on all the gas jets.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I grew up in an era when strange adults would grab me on the street and say: 'Don't do that.' You never see that… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“I know,” Peter said, zipping Will’s jacket. The little boy, who had apparently had his throat zipped into his zipper at some point, always… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
“A child said, What is the grass? fetching it to me with full hands; How could I answer the child? I do not know… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
As when my little son John offendeth: if then I should not whip him, but call him to the table unto me, and give… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“Lay a paw on my little girl and you will be a three legged Lassie, got it?” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
Your child's not looking at you and going, 'Mmm, I love a clavicle. Let me nestle into that.' — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
“Something wrong with your child? Feed them and put them to bed. Something wrong with your man? Feed him and take him to bed.… — Susan Cartwright Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading” — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
