Children Quote by Susan Cartwright

“Each night at bedtime, I'd close the bedroom door, climb into bed, and settle in under the covers. Within a minute, the door handle…

— Paul Stefaniak

“try to avoid sending a kid to bed as punishment”

— David B. Agus

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours...…

— Dylan Moran

“I don't know how these couples do it, spend hours each night tucking their kids in, reading them books about misguided kittens or seals…

— David Sedaris

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Whenever I got home late, I'd always go to my son's room first, to see his sleeping face. Sometimes I was seized by a…

— Haruki Murakami

“On the topic of babies: "I know which end you feed.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“We often sing lullabyes to our children that we ourselves may sleep.”

— Kahlil Gibran

“Now we do what parents with little kids do. We fall into bed, exhausted, with thoughts of raunchy, hot sex the furthest thing from…

— Lorelei James

“catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when…

— Zack Zombie

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

— Ronald Reagan

Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started…

— Louise Rennison