Children Quote by Anonymous

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm…

— Peter Griffin

Lois: ugh you are such a child.....Peter: you better watch who you're calling a child... cuz if I'm a child.... that makes you a…

— Peter Griffin

If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going stand here and take this from a pervert.

— Peter Griffin

Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

— Peter Griffin

Lois is finding herself more, and she definitely is becoming that journalist that everyone loves. She's brushing shoulders with Clark a lot, so we…

— Erica Durance

“[He] stopped long enough to remind himself that this baby innocent was neither babyish nor innocent — was in fact sophisticated in a culture…

— Robert A. Heinlein

Lois pursues the truth no matter what sort of adversity faces her. I think Superman sees that, and it's the same moral compass that…

— Jim Lee

“Clark Kent gives up his powers just to have sexual intercourse with Lois Lane in a glittery bed. Who’d make such a stupid swap?…

— David Mitchell

“You stir up more hornets' nests than a twelve-year-old boy with a baseball bat. You‘re like Lois Lane on crack.”

— Darynda Jones

“Alice in Lapland. Any undue interest in or physical contact with children will set off alarms. If you do not want your reader to…

— Howard Mittelmark

It'd be nice if fans thought I was the sexiest Lois Lane.

— Erica Durance

Initially, kids are attracted to Superman as a hero because he can take care of problems and still appear as friendly as your dad.

— Paul Dini