Quote by Peter Griffin Download Open image ““Brian, there's a message in my alphabet soup. It says oooooooo." "Peter, those are cheerios.”” — Peter Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, theres a message in my Alphabits. It says, Oooooo. Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. -Family Guy — Family Guy Copy Share Image
Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
“...are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I don't know why they call them Cheerios, I ate an entire box and didn't feel any happier!!” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
“He’s so stupid. Honestly, when he makes alphabet soup it spells out D-U-M-B.” — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Pete roars with laughter and asks if Hodges knows what the blond said when she opened the box of Cheerios. Hodges says he does… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better insult than that.” — Sylvie Stewart Copy Share Image
“Peter’s first comment was, “I hate Mexican food.” Donna said, “Peter,” in a warning voice. But I added my two cents worth, “Me, too.”… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Peter was quiet. He put his fingertip to the floorboard and traced the words "thank you" in the old tongue and then blew the… — Brian McGreevy Copy Share Image
“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secretly I’m trying to drown them and eat them—just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading” — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
If you have a problem, tell it to my butt, its the only one that gives a crap! — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate. — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off all my… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image
Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the… — Peter Griffin Copy Share Image