Alcohol Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

“My uncle's a big drinker. In fact, he just got a liver transplant. They replaced it with a bottle of whiskey.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The secret to good health is to behave like your ancestors did before the Industrial Revolution.”

— Steven Magee

“Ah, alcohol. The cause and solution to all of life’s problems”

— Johan Twiss

“He had spent most of his lifetime studying the art of medicine and realized now that he would never really understand its mysteries. For…

— Erich Segal

“We know that food is a medicine, perhaps the most powerful drug on the planet with the power to cause or cure most diseases.”

— Mark Hyman

“People came in search of alcohol and food and the illusion that if you combined alcohol and food, they added up to meaning.”

— Jarett Kobek

“Next day, after lunch, I went to see "our" doctor, a friendly fellow whose perfect bedside manner and complete reliance on a few patented…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“Alcohol has a remarkable way of making everything seem like a good idea.”

— Elle Kennedy

“Like everybody else in the cocktail lounge, he was softening his brain with alcohol. This was a substance produced by a tiny creature called…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“He smelt of English sweat and English beer, and it was a good cure for dead faces.”

— Robert Westall

“He realized the lesson was that science can take medicine only so far. Then it is helped tremendously if there is faith or belief…

— Noah Gordon

“Human beings mistakenly believed alcohol was a disguise that stopped real life from recognizing them. In fact, it was just a temporary hiding hole...”

— Colin Cotterill