Abuse Quote by Ogden Nash

“I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”

— Leo Durocher

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

— Leo Durocher

I want you to know that I am one of the more fortunate people in life. There aren't too many of us that somebody…

— Doug Harvey

It isn't enough for an umpire to merely know what he's doing. He has to look as though he knows what he's doing, too.

— Larry Goetz

The one thing that all umpires have is pride, and if you don't have pride, you lose that edge.

— Doug Harvey

Professional managers, coaches, and players have a right to question an umpire's decision if they do it in a professional manner. When they become…

— Jim Evans

In a way an umpire is like a woman. He makes quick decisions, never reverses them, and doesn't think you're safe when you're out.

— Larry Goetz

Those who are esteemed umpires of taste, are often persons who have acquired some knowledge of admired pictures or sculptures, andhave an inclination for…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man's reason is his own rightful umpire. This principle, with that of acquiescence in the will of the majority, will preserve us free…

— Thomas Jefferson

A good umpire is the umpire you don't even notice

— Ban Johnson

“Those who are esteemed umpires of taste, are often persons who have acquired some knowledge of admired pictures or sculptures, and have an inclination…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“All the arguing in the world won't change the mind of the Umpire.”

— Pride of the Yankees