Skip to content

Baths Quote by Ogden Nash

“Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.” quote by Ogden Nash — Download Open image

“Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.”

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings)

Baths Bones Display Dog Dogs Giving Half Ifs Reluctance Time Trying Wrath

More by Ogden Nash

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at…

Image

The sky is now indelible ink, The branches reft asunder; But you and I we do not shrink; We love the lovely thunder.

Image

Middle-aged life is merry, and I love to lead it.

Image

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Image

“Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious that gold.…

Image

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips…

Image

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Image

I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.

Image

“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”

Image

Poets arent very usefulBecause they aren't consumeful or produceful..

Image

I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn…

Image

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

Image

Explore all 261 Ogden Nash quotes

More Baths quotes

I need a bath." He chuckled. "You smell of smoke, as do I." The duke turned, leaning heavily on his cane. "Jameson, open the…

Image

I don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print.

Image

Whenever we touch nature we get clean. People who have got dirty through too much civilization take a walk in the woods, or a…

Image

Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice or two…

Craig Claiborne

Image

I want you to take a red-hot bath as hot as you can bear it, and just relax your nerves. You can read in…

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Image

Drinking champagne after making love is like taking a bath in chilled pearls.

Anistatia R. Miller

Image

Sunday, if I'm lucky, I'll go to church or listen to some good spiritual advice on the television or on the radio. I take…

Image

I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for…

Christina Aguilera

Image

So your life becomes a vital celebration, your relationship becomes a festive thing. Whatsoever you do, every moment is a festival. You eat, and…

Image

If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if…

Image

Frightened of change? But what can exist without it? What's closer to nature's heart? Can you take a hot bath and leave the firewood…

Marcus Aurelius

Image

I know Camberwell very well: I used to go to Camberwell New Baths a lot and the cinema, which used to be the Odeon.…

Image

Browse all 448 Baths quotes