Quote by Nora Ephron Download Open image ““You'd be amazed how little choice you have about loony bins.”” — Nora Ephron ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Twinkie, you keep me out of jail and I'll keep you outta the loony bin.” — Terry Spencer Hesser Copy Share Image
“But I don't think that's the case for a lot of people. For a lot of people, for a lot the people I met… — Robert Goolrick Copy Share Image
“I've entered the looney bin," I told another unwitting customer, this one female. "It's always like that around here," the customer replied. "That's why… — Kristen Ashely Copy Share Image
“big choices we make are practically random. The small choices probably tell us more about who we are.” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
“I won't fatten them in cages, though. I won't ply them with poisoned fruit items. I won't change them into clockwork images or talking… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“You are mistaking me for someone with choices, Froi. I don't have choices.” — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“AHA!” screamed a voice from overhead . . . Peeves was hanging upside down from a chandelier and grinning maliciously at them. “ Potty… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Only two things better in the world than your frosted sugar cookies with daisy sprinkles and those are pigs in a blanket and a… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn’t ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I’ve never had someone loom so large in my brain that the rest of the stuff gets crowded out.” — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves minor atrocities on both sides to a nice, neat, simple one where one person has done something so horrible and unforgivable that the other person is immediately absolved of all the low-grade sins of sloth, envy,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity that school stuck us all with, a kind of glazed politeness in the face of boredom and stupidity. Tolerance, in the worst sense of the word… How marvelous it would have beento go to a women's… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.” — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front of the television set and ate it. I felt very brave and plucky as I ate my perfect dinner. Okay, I didn’t have a date, but at least I wasn’t one of those lonely women who… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the butter very hot and put just a very few mushrooms into the frying pan, they come out nice and brown and crispy, whereas if the butter is only moderately hot and you crowd the mushrooms, they… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
